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Stay Lovely and Try to Be Happy

dragondicks:

ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME CHARACTERS DRAWN FROM 3/4THS VIEW FACING LEEEFFFTTT [AUDIENCE ROARS]

anagnori:

"Oh please, you’re only identifying as [thing] because you heard about it on Tumblr."

Well gee, maybe if there were proper resources out there, public visibility and community support for people like us, we wouldn’t have to wait until we randomly stumbled across a post on Tumblr to understand what we are.

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

tattootherevolution:

glintglimmergleam:

what it basically boils down to is this:

maaaybe i’m a feminist killjoy and freedom-of-speech oppressor who “can’t take a joke”

or maybe, just maybe

you’re a racist misogynist with a shitty sense of humor who “can’t take criticism”.

forever reblog. 

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lotuslopez:

"not everyone has to be included all the time" says the person who is always included

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http://clientsfromhell.net/post/95639946054/i-am-a-female-fashion-designer-i-create-unique 

clientsfromhell:

I am a (female) fashion designer. I create unique dresses, mostly for cocktail parties and weddings.

Me: So here is my quote for the cocktail gown that we discussed last week.

Client: Thanks… I understand the lines for fabric and other material, but what is the last line about?

Me: That’s…

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Why would you assume I wanted the columns to be vertical?

Me: I - I’m sorry, how did you want them?

Client: Obviously, I wanted horizontal columns.

Me: Like rows?

Client: Exactly like rows!

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http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/post/95371196834/jesscookie-wow-ok-so-i-just-need-to-say-girls 

jesscookie:

wow ok so i just need to say

girls in practical armour are attractive as fuck

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like, look at that unrevealing protective bullet-resistant suit, mmhm

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look at all that sass

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"u wanna take this outside, punk"

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dang

why don’t game companies do this more…

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bikiniarmorbattledamage:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

A question I alluded to a few times before…

~Ozzie

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bikiniarmorbattledamage:

Speaking of the legality of various nipples… I feel there should be some sort of law against trying to use poorly shaped metal pasties as “no nipple, no problem” armor.
I mean seriously, there is no way those are going to provide any protection in the slightest - they’re actually probably going to increase the harm done.
Pasties should decorative - and if you’re going to have pasties you should pretty them up! Make them sparkly! Put on some tassels!  Like these bad boys!

If you’re going to be ridiculous, at least be the entertaining kind - not the sympathy pain and cringe inducing kind.
- wincenworks

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

Speaking of the legality of various nipples… I feel there should be some sort of law against trying to use poorly shaped metal pasties as “no nipple, no problem” armor.

I mean seriously, there is no way those are going to provide any protection in the slightest - they’re actually probably going to increase the harm done.

Pasties should decorative - and if you’re going to have pasties you should pretty them up! Make them sparkly! Put on some tassels!  Like these bad boys!

If you’re going to be ridiculous, at least be the entertaining kind - not the sympathy pain and cringe inducing kind.

- wincenworks

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bikiniarmorbattledamage:

Yet another household pet that is better protected than your average strong female barbarian character.
Also, despite the obvious disadvantage of being a pug… they still have significantly more dignity than any heroine forced to wear a battle thong,  boob window or nipple armor.
- wincenworks

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

Yet another household pet that is better protected than your average strong female barbarian character.

Also, despite the obvious disadvantage of being a pug… they still have significantly more dignity than any heroine forced to wear a battle thong,  boob window or nipple armor.

- wincenworks

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bikiniarmorbattledamage:

ssapdra:

http://steel-mastery.com/en/padded-armour/gambesons/woman-gambeson
i am in love *-* and i need such thing

Whenever designing any sort of realistic armor, always remember that it’s owner will almost certainly have something like this beneath it and it will effect her silhouette accordingly.
- wincenworks
Yes, yes, YES!
It can not be stressed enough: if you wear heavy armor, gambeson (or something similar) beneath is a must!
Padding is mandatory part of proper armor, that’s why “metal worn directly on skin” is part the bingo.
~Ozzie

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

ssapdra:

http://steel-mastery.com/en/padded-armour/gambesons/woman-gambeson

i am in love *-* and i need such thing

Whenever designing any sort of realistic armor, always remember that it’s owner will almost certainly have something like this beneath it and it will effect her silhouette accordingly.

- wincenworks

Yes, yes, YES!

It can not be stressed enough: if you wear heavy armor, gambeson (or something similar) beneath is a must!

Padding is mandatory part of proper armor, that’s why “metal worn directly on skin” is part the bingo.

~Ozzie

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laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

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emmylovestrees:

fairytalesandfallenangels:

thesoil:

Holy shit

I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment. 

Bravo.

Bra-vo. 

i’m screaming. she’s fucking awesome. anyone know where this can be found as an actual video?

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