when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
there is so much unnecessary heterosexuality on tv
There is no way that I, a person who is neither AMAB nor agender, could possibly know that. So instead, I will speculate on something I am equally qualified to talk about: what I think it feels like to be a palm tree.
I think being a palm tree would be nice, but not in the area where I currently live. The palm trees here are weedy, wilted, and half-dead, because the winters are too cold and the summers are too dry. As a palm tree, I would probably be planted in some cheap soil on a business’s front lawn next to a highway, surrounded by brown grass, carparks and dog shit. I would never get very tall, and would be soon set upon by merciless aphids. After a few years, the business owner would get sick of looking at me and replace me with astroturf, and that would be the end of me.
I’m glad I am not a palm tree.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.
I have some new favorite things.
IT’S ABOUT BUYING HOMES IN NUDIST COLONIES AND IT IS WORTH WATCHING JUST FOR THE CAMERA ANGLES
how long did it take you to line that shot up
ANYWAYS IT’S A LAUGH AND A HALF 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN
"What do you plan to do with your future?"
Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him strong. The moms are always pulled in a million different directions, so I made her stretch like taffy. Teenagers…are insecure and defensive, so I made her turn invisible and turn on shields. Ten-year-old boys are hyperactive energy balls. And babies are unrealized potential,” says Bird
Yea that’s all great but where is my fucking sequel
kill love triangle support polyamory
that sounds like something patrick stump would say
God bless the Simpsons
if a facebook user named Hope Cotney adds you, do not accept them. do not reply to any of their messages. they are both homophobic and transphobic to the extreme. it’s possible that they may be on tumblr too- i do not know.
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spread. this. shit. like. wildfire. i had a conversation with her myself and woah. she was going on calling alix a girl and when i corrected her she went “*him, *boot, *dog,*cat,*house, whateverrrr”