More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
I picked this little guy up and moved him because he was in the middle of the sidewalk. It took 10 minutes to get him to let go of my finger
"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
This made me giggle far too much
"I will give you a thousand bucks for your brain!"
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
the part where groot grabs gamora instead of quill and rocket yells LEARN GENDERS MAN just supports this
Thor: “fist me captain america”
Tony: “thor i told u, it’s fist pump”
MAKE THIS FAMOUS
they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually
MY THOUGHTS IN A PICTURE
I love my followers so much :3
"this is my favorite character i love him so much i want to see him distressed and in emotional pain (⊙ω⊙✿)”
*character undergoes distress and emotional pain* nO I TAKE IT BACK BABY PLEASE
what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just crazy
sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad