apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”
i’m homeschooled so i know there will only be one
Another girl being pretty does not make me ugly,
Another girl being smart does not mean I’m not smart.
Another girl being liked does not mean I am unliked.
I am perfect and incredible just the way I am, and any other girl is perfect and incredible just the way she is.
Girl competition needs to stop, and self love needs to start.
envy was envious…
I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier
heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/
JUST A LIVELY NOODLE
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around
Well, you were probably not going to cough anymore, so there’s that.
person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view
me : im a right handed mediocre artist
THE BEST COMIC THAT EVER HAS OR EVER WILL EXIST
reblogging for dat ass
Holy fuck I didn’t even realise that this was getting notes
This is what RDJ was talking about.
i’ll tag it in my art tag so that you guys can find it easily too!!
MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS
SO WE MADE SOME MORE
AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
THEN MY DAD JOINED IN
The following occurred over the phone when a client had a minor issue with the site I built for him.
Client: Hi, the margin between the logo and the content is wrong. Can you simply change it while I’m on the phone?
Me: Sure. Did you want the margin to be bigger or smaller?
Client: Can you…